Chapter 4--Chicago

It was late, so I was shown into a large room on the second floor of the place.  There were drapes drawn across the windows to drown out the little remnants of daylight that remained after this long day.  As I went in, I could not see where I was headed.

            “The bunk in the far right corner is open.”  I heard him whisper.  “See you in the morning, when the work starts.”  And with that I heard his footsteps as he headed downstairs.  I stood for a minute as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, before I stepped toward the corner.  My foot landed on something soft, but nothing yelled, so I continued to the corner.  As I got closer to the corner, I could see the wooden frames of two bunks, with three beds each, standing perpendicular to each other.  There were lumps in all but the top-most bunk on the one farthest from me, so I quietly slipped out of all of my clothes except my boxers and slipped under the coarse sheet.  The mattress was, if I’m going to be nice about it, firm.  If I weren’t going to be nice, I’d say “concrete”.  There was no pillow and I struggled all night to get comfortable.  My body tossed and turned all night trying to pound some comfort either out of or into the mattress.  Finally, I think the battling numbed me enough that I could fool myself into thinking I was comfortable and I nodded off. 

            What seemed like twenty minutes later, I was awoken by the loud thudding of people jumping off their bunks and the clatter of people piling out of the room.  The door shut with a finality as the last person made their way out.  The drapes covering the windows barely held out the light of what seemed to me to be an early morning sun.  I opened my eyes and watched as about thirty people filed out of the room, and I was left alone.  I sat still for a minute considering whether I should get up and follow them, but I nodded off to sleep before I could make up my mind. 

            I had just resumed the recurring dream I’d had since the death of Mindy James when I heard the door creak open slowly.  I turned and saw two men standing there looking directly at me. 

            “Well, come on,” said a man who reminded me of an old dog who had been out on the street to long—rough around the edges, fierce, not to be messed with.  As I was thinking this, he approached the bed and reached up.  Instinctively I sat up, putting my legs between him and me.  “It’s time to work,” he growled up at me. 

            I threw off the sheet and jumped down.  The second man, who had remained at the door, howled and spun around.  Shocked, I started to walk toward him, but the first man grabbed my shoulder and spun me around.  “What the hell are you wearing?”  He spoke averting his eyes from me.

            “Boxers,” I said with a shake of my head.

            “Not allowed,” he said.

            “Not allowed?”

            “Not allowed,” he repeated. 

            “I heard you, I just don’t understand.”

            “What’s not to understand?  If you’re going to be here, you can’t wear those.”

            “Okay.  Well, I’m not just gonna let my junk hang loose.”

            His head snapped to mine quickly.  “And you cannot be this crass.  Honestly, I don’t know where Paul found you, but if you can’t conform, you won’t stay here long.”  He stared at me a second, and I couldn’t decide whether he wanted a reply or not.  Finally he said, “Calvin, go get a pair of shorts for Leopold, here.  And the rest of what he’ll need.”

            “Yes, Stephen,” said the now less-shocked man, who I guess is Calvin.

            “Why did you call me Leopold?  My name is [gumshoe].”  I said, feeling a trickle of sweat run down my back.  I was starting to think I had made a mistake. 

            “That may have been your name, but now it’s Leopold.  I don’t know why they don’t put all of this stuff in the intro tour, but this is basic stuff here.”  He took a deep breath and let it out as Calvin came back with a stack of clothes, on top of which were a pair of underwear.  They would be called “tighty-whities”, except they were a deep shade of brown.

            “I don’t think these will be very flattering to my body-type,” I said holding them in my hand.

            “Humor.  That’s good.  Put them on and we can make with the laughy-laughy.”  I pulled off my boxers and tossed them on the floor.  It was then that I noticed my clothes from yesterday had been taken.

            “My clothes are gone.”

            “The clothes of the outside world have been taken.  You’re here now and you’ll dress appropriately.”  I was starting to see that Stephen was kind of a dick, but I put on the clothes without saying anything else.  “Fine,” he said after I had finished.  “We’re going to start you on the griddle.  Can you handle that?”

            “Uh.  Sure.”  I said, following him as he started walking out of the room.  We went down a different staircase than the one I had climbed the night before.  It led down to the kitchen where the people I had presumably slept next to last night were running around like a well-oiled machine.  There were people who were chopping, stirring, mixing, and shredding; eggs were being beaten and fried; pancakes were being poured and flipped; bacon was being grilled and turned; and omelets were being folded and plated.  Waiters, walking in small, quick steps, were taking plates out to customers.  There was some conversation, but it was in hushed tones.

            I stood on the last step for a second, before I realized Stephen had continued forward, and was still giving me instructions.  I hopped down and caught up.  “Our mornings are pretty regimented, but that’s how we like it.  No time for shenanigans.  No time for trouble.  We make breakfast.  We close.  We spend our time considering the world around us.”  He stopped and turned as we reached the griddle.  “This is Candice,” he said pointing to the woman who monitoring the pancakes.  “She will show you what you need to know.”  He looked me over, shook his head and walked away without another word. 

            I turned to Candice, “So…” I trailed off.

            “You probably know how to make pancakes.  You pour from this thingy over here.  You wait until you see bubbles coming through, then you flip it over.  And then you wait for a second or two, and then you take it off.”  She said, without looking up at me.  “The sausage over there, you just have to turn it every once in a while and don’t let it burn.  No one likes burnt sausage.”

            “My name is [gumshoe],” I said as I picked up a spatula.

            “I was told to call you Leopold,” she said glancing at me out of the side of her eye.  “So, what are you running away from?”